i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
accomplished twins. life is a go
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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