My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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