I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize