Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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