I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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