The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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