I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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