whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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