just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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