He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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