So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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