cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
