I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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