Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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