I'm going to jail i love you
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
please come you make the beer taste better
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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