The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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