Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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