Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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