are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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