Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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