Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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