And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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