ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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