In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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