Responsibility does not care about your dick.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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