It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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