Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.