Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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