these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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