yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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