That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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