Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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