I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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