dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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