Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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