real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Porn is love you can see.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
