is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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