I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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