i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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