it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere