That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She's the barista slut.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird