Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.