The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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