Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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