hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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