i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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