the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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