I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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