She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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