5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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