No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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