Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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