hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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