He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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