brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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