So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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